With 21-gun salutes, fancy-dress balls and tighter-than-ever security, the day will resemble nothing so much as a coronation...Oh, yay. Our soldiers and thousands of Iraqi are dying at the pen of King George, but it's time to paaarrtaaay!
...there'll be nothing low key about the day - as was the case, for example, in 1945 when a war-weary Franklin D. Roosevelt was sworn in for his fourth term in a simple ceremony on the White House's South portico.
Just the opposite, in fact.